a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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