ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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