its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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