How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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