"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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