so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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