they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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