dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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