Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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