quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
