Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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