Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
