Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize