I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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