Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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