can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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