I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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