how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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