I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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