Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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