Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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