i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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