3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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