she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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