Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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