operation harelip BJ is a go
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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Everyone says I win the strip club
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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