Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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