shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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