idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So many bounce houses so little time
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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