so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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