She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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