belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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