So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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