I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We had to coat check the pizza.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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