all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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