Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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