i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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