Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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