Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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