well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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