We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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