Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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