better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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