Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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