Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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