"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize