I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she looked like the before picture.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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