At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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