Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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