just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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