I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Text me some of your sweat
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
