omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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