white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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