she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Semen is not good for contacts.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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