Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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