is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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