If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
