And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
