he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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