NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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